STATISTICS

Stats ke naam se
Hum hue aise pareshaan
Lagta hai jaise koi
Le raha ho jaan

Pehle pehle laga tha
Sirf hum par zulm hua
Aaj ehsaas hua saathiyon
Tum bhi maang rahe ho dua

Aisa kya hai Stats mein
Itna daraata kyon hai
Hum sab "ullu" toh nahi
Ya yeh humara vehem hai

Jab jab stats ko sochta hun
Tab tab dar lagta hai
Ramsey bhaiyon ki AAHAT ka
Agla episode dikhta hai

Ab bas aur nahi
Darna toh yahan Mana hai
Ankhen khuli ho ya ho band
Stats mein paas hona hai

Chalo doston kuch karen hum
Is stats par kaabu paa le
Nahin toh aisa hoga yaaron
Exams mein yeh band baja de

Tum samajh sakte ho kaise
Stats ne humein lapeta hai
Uske chaukat par jalakar shama
Humne palkon par khwab sulaye hai!