Whoever said ...

Whoever said "Marriages are made in heaven"
- was probably single
- was lying
- was drunk
- had never experienced heaven

Whoever said "Slow and steady wins the race"
- was not aware of Intel's and AMD's
- did not care of Broadband and was happy with dial-ups

Whoever said "The customer is always right"
- was not aware of Annual Maintenance Contracts
- was not aware of warranties!