- Tell them they must have the wrong number, only God lives here.
- When they call back, tell them this is the devil's residence.
- Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house - preferably under five. If no such person is available, give the phone to a pet.
- Ask them for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more.
- Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster.
- Burst into tears when they try to hang up and scream, "Don't leave me!"
- Occasionally start singing commercial jingles.
- Say in between - "Oh no sweetheart! You've done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! We don't have money for another funeral?"
- Tearfully explain 'It's you, my long last sister/brother!' as soon as they identify themselves.
- Start reading them some of your poetry.
- Discuss what a wonderful world it would be if we were all born with tails.
- Describe your socks in detail.
- Answer every question with the phrase, 'I like eggs.'
- Start trying to give them a psychological analysis!
Got this from here on the Economic Times website!
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