It looks weird...but believe it or not, you can read it!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

Mantras for shoo-ing telesales people

If you are irritated with salespersons calling too often? Here's your chance to give it back to them with some fun of course...

• Tell them they must have the wrong number, only God lives here.
• When they call back, tell them this is the devil's residence.
• Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house - preferably under five. If no such person is available, give the phone to a pet.
• Ask them for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more.
• Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster.
• Burst into tears when they try to hang up and scream, "Don't leave me!"
• Occasionally start singing commercial jingles.
• Say in between - "Oh no sweetheart! You've done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! We don't have money for another funeral?"
• Tearfully explain 'It's you, my long last sister/brother!' as soon as they identify themselves.
• Start reading them some of your poetry.
• Discuss what a wonderful world it would be if we were all born with tails.
• Describe your socks in detail.
• Answer every question with the phrase, 'I like eggs.'
• Start trying to give them a psychological analysis!

Got this from here on the Economic Times website!